It can't be true can it?

Robyn offered an addendum to my earlier post about hair. Given my current predicament I'm not sure that I should share it, I doubt it's accuracy but here it is anyway:

Men who go bald from their forehead are great thinkers,
Men who go bald from the top of their head are great lovers,
Men who are totally bald only think they are great lovers.

I'm not sure how she knows this, and I am not sure where it leaves me!

Cheers, Pete